Max | 31 | gay | transmasc nonbinary | they/he | tired | this is my personal whatever blog but I also post art once in a blue moon. twitter @ battyb0nes
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Bring me home or leave me be, my love in the dark heart of the night I have lost the path before me, the one behind will lead me
OC commission for @battybones, featuring Moth 🖤 The link to the timelapse video is in the reblogs, in case anyone has ever wanted to watch me lose my mind.
Hey man why’s there so much shit w Miguel O'Hara muttering endearments to a self insert in Spanish. This man is half Irish he’s literally too Catholic to function. He’s not gonna say sexy things in Spanish, if he tried to be vulnerable for even a moment he’d projectile vomit on the floor
I reject your boring Latin Lover stereotype of Miguel which is a lie made up to conceal the truth: Miguel O'Hara is the type of guy to eat his lunch alone in his car while his coworkers are like “Is he eating his lunch alone in his car”
I’m damaging you I’m damaging you I’m damaging you are you mad? do you hate me? are you mad? do you hate me? don’t look at the hoes I came in with look at me
Even Weird Al has had that™
experience with Tony Hawk
Tony Hawk IS Forrest Gump
So I looked up why and how this happened, and it turns out Weird Al hired a company called Birdhouse Skateboards to provide some “skate/punk” extras for the video. Birdhouse Skateboards is a company started by Tony Hawk, so not only did Weird Al end up putting Tony Hawk in his video without realizing it, he actually hired Tony Hawk’s company without realizing it! And then Tony Hawk just decided to go along as one of the extras himself.
BTW, he’d already won like 40 contests already, some of them international skateboarding contests. So it’s not like Weird Al cast some unknown skateboarder who ended up becoming World Famous Skateboarder, he was already well known and was running his own Skateboarding company.
Think of it this way. This wasn’t ‘Weird Al got Tony Hawk to be in his video’, this was ‘Tony Hawk found a way to be in a Weird Al Video.’
The chance that Tony Hawk has infiltrated your location or piece of media is low
lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it
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